1 day ago on 16 September 2014 @ 1:18am + 460,559 notes
via thomasmullaer (originally ultrafacts)
# lol

sir-hathaway:

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

1 week ago on 9 September 2014 @ 10:03am + 189,576 notes
via flaxens (originally celaborn)
# potc
1 week ago on 9 September 2014 @ 6:12am + 84,829 notes
via itsladecima (originally spideysass)
# true

spideysass:

i’m tired of people saying lesbians hate men. that’s such bullshit. you don’t have to be a lesbian to hate men. everyone hates men

1 week ago on 8 September 2014 @ 8:12am + 208,294 notes
via drumsofdeath (originally anneofyork-deactivated20140215)
# haha
# yes

an accurate representation of my social skills

tastefullyoffensive:

"I nominate Mona Lisa and the Girl with the Pearl Earring." [via]

cute lil shit

make me choose | danielfaradies asked: marco reus or robert lewandowski

2 weeks ago on 3 September 2014 @ 12:50am + 379 notes
via drumsofdeath (originally allineedisvolleyball)
# !!