Griezmann about life in Madrid: “I visited a house with Raph [Varane] and his girlfriend. They try to help me and I thank them for that.”
Chicharito’s first goal vs Deportivo (+ first goal with Real Madrid) | 20.09.2014
What if it bites me and it dies?
that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.
What if it bites itself and I die?
What if it bites me and someone else dies?
That’s correlation, not causation.
what if we bite each other and neither of us die
oh my god
this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever
an accurate representation of my social skills