Griezmann about life in Madrid: “I visited a house with Raph [Varane] and his girlfriend. They try to help me and I thank them for that.”

Chicharito’s first goal vs Deportivo (+ first goal with Real Madrid) | 20.09.2014 

2 weeks ago on 17 September 2014 @ 9:15am + 580 notes
via drumsofdeath (originally anwarse)
# yay

Poland beats Brazil (3:2), Atlas Arena, Łódź, 16/09/2014

2 weeks ago on 16 September 2014 @ 1:18am + 475,713 notes
via thomasmullaer (originally ultrafacts)
# lol

sir-hathaway:

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

3 weeks ago on 9 September 2014 @ 10:03am + 222,775 notes
via flaxens (originally celaborn)
# potc
3 weeks ago on 9 September 2014 @ 6:12am + 144,659 notes
via itsladecima (originally spideysass)
# true

spideysass:

i’m tired of people saying lesbians hate men. that’s such bullshit. you don’t have to be a lesbian to hate men. everyone hates men

3 weeks ago on 8 September 2014 @ 8:12am + 214,905 notes
via drumsofdeath (originally anneofyork-deactivated20140215)
# haha
# yes

an accurate representation of my social skills

tastefullyoffensive:

"I nominate Mona Lisa and the Girl with the Pearl Earring." [via]

cute lil shit